sh*t, Shower, And Shave lyrics

[Verse 1: Linus of Hollywood]
My baby says maybe tonight's the night (Finally)
She’s gonna give me her love
You know it'll feel so right
Until then if you need me
The bathroom's where I’ll be
I've got one two three things I gotta do

[Chorus: Jaret Reddi*k & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (C'mon!)
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave

[Verse 2: Jaret Reddi*k]
Well I’m the king of the throne (PU)
Agent number two
Then I get the loofah out
And my herbal mint shampoo (Ooh, that sounds good)
Well then I might use a Vick
Don’t give me nonе of your Shick
I've got a five-blade cartridgе
And a handle the vibrates (Holy sh*t!)

[Chorus: Jaret Reddi*k & Linus Of Hollywood]
I’m gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (That's right)
I’m gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (Tell em boy!)
Before I go out I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (Let's break it down!)
[Bridge]
sh*t
Shower
(Very important, hygiene)
Shave
(Not that important, we both have beards)
Linus, pick up that guitar and talk to me!

[Guitar Solo]

[Interlude: Linus of Hollywood]
Woo-woo-woo-woo!

[Verse 3: Jaret Reddi*k & Linus Of Hollywood]
Well there's nothing worse than
Shave, shower, and sh*t
(You got that right)
That's when the feeling comes
And you're not expecting it
Ouch!
Sometimes you just can't win
You gotta jump in the shower again (Aw man)
That's why you gotta sh*t
Before you shower and shave!

[Chorus: Jaret Reddi*k & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (Sounds great!)
Before I go out I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
[Outro: Jaret Reddi*k & Linus Of Hollywood]
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (Woo!)
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave (Come on!)
I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
Before I go out I'm gonna sh*t, shower, and shave
(Come on!)