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That's right motherf*ckers!
This is new Former f*cking Fat Boys
Yeah, the magician on this motherf*cking track
Woo, we going to make the biggest f*cking club banger you ever f*cking heard
Right now, uh
Yeah, we got some special guests on this track
That going to blow this motherf*cker up
I'm talking about my man, Schooly Bus
Yeah, and my man Hard Corey is running the board, uh
It's going to be so f*cking awesome
That's right motherf*ckers, my name is $ucksex, uh, my name is $ucksex
And I got the f*cking hottest beat in the world behind me: world hip hop
That's right all you b*tches
Get your asses real tight
Get your pussies nice and wet
And I want to see everybody on the motherf*cking dance floor
Cause I'm about to drop a f*cking beat
That's about to blow the FUBUs right off your back
And the motherf*cking maximals off your docks
Woo
Tip your bartenders
Tip your waitresses
And you better f*cking tip my sister when she f*cking lap dances all up in your face motherf*ckers
That's right, uh
Cause this club joint is dedicated to my man, woo
That's right, the man with the beard
The man with the hat, woo
The man that freed the slaves, woo, woo
This song is not just a party anthem
But this song is meant to educate you about the history of America
America: the greatest nation that god ever gave to the face of the planet
The sixteenth present of the United States of America
Died young in 1865, yeah, woo
Here we go
Shout out the record label Rockster Records
That's right, a division of Rockster Media Limited
Uh, Mr. Cuc*mber publishing up in this b*tch
Shout out to my brother C-Murder Stuphaloughagus
Shout out to my boy Relaxing Poo
Shout out to my boys YTCracker and MC Lars
How you f*ckers doing?
My man Beefy
Peace to MC Front-a-lot, Dual Core
And all my motherf*cking nerdcore homies that have been supporting us for the last million years that we haven't even put out a f*cking album
But now it's time to celebrate the husband of Mary Todd Lincoln
The father of Lincoln Logs
The man who emancipated and proclamated and freed the motherf*cking slaves
That's right this club banger is called:
Abraham f*cking Lincoln, boo
And I'm about to tear it up so f*cking hard
Here we go, uh
Honest Abe freeing slaves
Being brave getting paid
While his wife Mary Todd earns rod getting laid
And he f*cks all these b*tches and he...?
Where the f*ck did the f*cking beat go?
Where'd the beat go?
Well, I don't know, really don't know, it's a mystery
Maybe you should've thought of that while you were name-dropping every single person you've met in your entire goddamn life?
I think if you've sped up you could've fit in a bit more about Lincoln, really wasn't very complete
You just mad because I forgot to mention you Laotion boy
But yeah you got a point, start it over, if I do less name drops I can fit in a little more history about Abe Lincoln, I mean, f*ck, I didn't even say a word about John Wilkes Booth