A DISASTROUS CHRISTMAS lyrics

[Intro]
It was a silent Christmas, and young Teenage Disaster was scheming on something, horrible...

[Verse 1]
Santa's blood on my hands, when will this ever end?
Oh, what a mess, the fat man is dead!
The children are frightened of me
I'll cut, and I'll slash 'til Christmas is dead
Oh, what's this? A b*tch stands in my way (f*cking die)
They no longer stand in my way
Santa is gone, but I'll give you a gift
It's my gun, I'll shoot you with my gun
I'll shoot you with my gun

[Verse 2]
And— (Sorry, sorry, he kinda, like, snuck up on me)
And I'll kill every elf, and I'll stomp every deer
(Oh f*ck, oh God, oh God, there's like several reindeer, God they're really gross up closе, God, so f*ckin'— they got like eyе boogers and sh*t and I shot like all of— God there's—, they're all dead)
I'm a grinch, and I'm a sinner
And if you're not careful, I'll make you my dinner
Go ahead and open your gift, open it
(Is that a severed p*nis? What the fu—)
Wha— what? You don't like it?
(Oh my God?)
They won't understand me, and that's okay, and that's alright
[Outro]
But you know what I did? And what I achieved?
This Christmas, I f*ckin'—
Killed that b*tch, Santa Claus
Killed that b*tch, Santa Claus
Killed that b*tch, Santa Claus
Killed that b*tch, Santa Claus
(Merry Christmas)