Dysenteric Narcolepsy lyrics

You must be tired
After such a long day at work
Your eyes feel Heavy
You feel yourself slipping

But your bowels
They grumble and growl
You feel sick
You need to sh*t

You enter the toilet
Sit on the seat
And just as you sh*t
You fall asleep

Your bowels explode
sh*t flies out your as*h*le
Your rectum is torn
By the force of the crap

You wake up with a start
You ass feels numb
Your innards hanging
From your bum!