Thanks Japan! lyrics

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Check your email for— [?]
Internet cafe?
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I'm in
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Thanks

Hey [?]
Hi
If you were going to get plastic surgery
Plastic surgery?

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Uh, anywa—
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Cat

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[Recording of "All the Things She Said" by t.A.T.u]

Hi, my name is Makiko
It's my original joke
Mister Zero
Mister Zero speak, talk to Missus Eight
"Oh, your nice belt!"
Missus Eight answer: "Oh, thank you very much, but it is too much tight!"
Bye!
Do it, do it again
Kokke-kokko, kokke-kokko
And in English is—
c*ck-a-doodle-doo
Hmm? What, English? In England?
c*ck-a-doodle-doo
c*ck-a-doodle-doo...
Yeah, that's like the dumbest thing in the world
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In Japanese, Japanese, in English
"Kokke-kokko!"
"Kikke-kikke"
"c*ck-a-doodle-doo!"
Japan is number onе
Yeah