This Is Not A Breakup Song lyrics

[Verse 1]
Met you out on a random Friday
Bought me a drink, said you really liked me
Swear to God I could be your wifey
In a white dress, princess, you're so obsessed
Second date, we went back to your place (Ah-ah)
Had some fun, but you get to third base (Ah-ah)
Said you want me in all the worst ways
Right here, right now, had you like "Wow"

[Pre-Chorus]
And I guess that’s all bullsh*t 'cause you disappeared
But I dodged a bullet 'cause you’re f*cking weird

[Chorus]
This is not a breakup song
Just three bad weeks then you were gone
But you f*cked me up and led me on
This is not a breakup song
This is not a cry for help
I'll just delete your number, go to Hell
I was never yours, thank f*cking God
This is not a breakup song

[Verse 2]
Thank God that I didn't date you (Ah-ah)
Mom would cry and my dad would hate you (Ah-ah)
Your new girl doesn't have a damn clue
The night you met her I was coming over
[Pre-Chorus]
I guess it's all bullsh*t and yeah, I got hurt
But I dodged a bullet 'cause you're the f*cking worst

[Chorus]
This is not a breakup song
Just three bad weeks then you were gone
But you f*cked me up and led me on
This is not a breakup song
This is not a cry for help
I'll just delete your number, go to Hell
I was never yours, thank f*cking God
This is not a breakup song

[Bridge]
No-oh-oh-oh (This is not a breakup song)
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Na-na-na-na, never my boyfriend
Na-na-na-na, still so annoying
Na-na-na-na, never my boyfriend
Thank f*cking God

[Chorus]
This is not a breakup song
Just three bad weeks then you were gone
But you f*cked me up and led me on
This is not a breakup song
This is not a cry for help
I’ll just delete your number, go to Hell
I was never yours, thank f*cking God
This is not a breakup song