Good Guys Finish First lyrics

[RUPERT]
When I was your age I did not enjoy
Being what was called a model boy
I'd throw tantrums, I would rant and rave
I was Mister Mischief, I would misbehave

But I would come to learn that

Good guys finish first
I know it often seems that being bad feels good
But bad guys are the worst
Good guys finish first

(spoken)
Right, Amir?

[AMIR]
Right, um, yeah, uh

(sung)
When I was little I was not the best
I would eat some veggies, I would hide the rest

[RUPERT]
(spoken)
Scandalous!
[AMIR]
(sung)
And there were times when I was such a j*rk
I would stay up late

[RUPERT]
Why?

[AMIR]
To... finish my homework?

[RUPERT]
Not help-ing

[AMIR & RUPERT]
Good guys finish first
We know it's oftеn said that nice guys finish last
But actually, it's reversеd!
Good guys finish first

[RUPERT]
And there will be days

[AMIR]
When you feel a bit grumpy
[RUPERT]
When your porridge is lumpy

[AMIR]
Your breakfast, not the dragon!

[RUPERT]
If you're schemin' and plottin'

[AMIR]
If you're mean and you're rotten

[RUPERT]
You will look at your spot

[AMIR & RUPERT]
And find behind that you are lagging

[WENCESLAUS]
(spoken)
Okay, I get the point!

[AMIR & RUPERT]
(sung)
Bad guys may seem fast
They may wear special shoes that make their feet seem fleet
But bad guys finish last
And if they don't, then they cheat
[WENCESLAUS]
(spoken)
Seriously, stop singing!

[AMIR & RUPERT]
(sung)
Good guys aren't mean
They choose their battles and they pick the proper path
And when they fight they fight clean
So get the heck in the ba-ath!