Syrup (Jorden Reads Remix) lyrics

[Intro]
E-E-E-Enrgy made this one

[Verse 1: Slump AK]
Just shot at a black man and took his shoes
Customized my AR like in Black Ops II
Just scammed a white kid out of some Gorilla Glue
I don't wanna f*ck this b*tch, she smell like poo-poo
Just shot at a black man, it was Chad Ochocinco
Finna go to the store to buy some Tampico
Just scammed a bum ass b*tch who work at Home Depot
Just beat his ass up and punch him in the jaw bone
This b*tch broke as hell, she can't even buy a ice cream cone
Tried to scam this b*tch online, but she only had insufficient funds
Scammed a white kid, he asked for a refund
This b*tch irritate me, I'ma have to block her numbеr
My dumb ass got jumped, I was outnumbered
Scammеd Adam22 off No Jumper

[Verse 2: Lil Rocket Launcher]
Just stole some my grandma's Percs and now she got mad
Killed a orphan's parents and now he sad
Chillin' at home listenin' to IGOR
Got so high I saw a dinosaur (Bruh)

[Verse 3: Slump AK]
This b*tch broke as hell, she can't even buy a Krabby Patty
Just f*cked a b*tch yesterday and bought her a Krabby Patty
Finna f*ck this b*tch and I'll buy her Taco Bell
This dude, Mark, mad as hell, he got scammed through Zelle

[Verse 4: Lil Rocket Launcher]
We like a bootleg dynamic duo
Shoutout Teejay, Kasher Quon
If he pull out a gun, n*gga, we gone
We don't do crazy sh*t like shoot up schools
Like my homie, Adon
Beat up my homie 'cause he tried to kiss me
Slump AK, he look like a bootleg Bruce Lee (Bruh)
Beat up a kindergartner, that n*gga was five years old
f*cked with a sick b*tch, now I got a cold
Just kicked this dog 'cause she was tryna fight
Just caught a crackhead tryna steal my bike

[Verse 5: Slump AK]
Just beat his ass and knock him out with a paper towel
Scammed an NBA player named Josh Powell

[Verse 6: Kasher Quon & Teejayx6]
I'm mad as hell, the weed man just shorted my weed
I was tryna get all buzzed, this n*gga gave me seeds
I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem
Popped a n*gga outside the Walmart and fleed the scene
I'm finna do donuts in a Scat', Krispy Kreme
I just scammed a n*gga who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme
I'm finna respond to this b*tch DM, she wanna have sex with me
I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory
We 'bout to go and f*ck this b*tch together, her name Destiny
I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony
And I scammed a Spanish ass n*gga, he was Mexican
I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian
Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual
And I sold a twelve year old kid a weed edible
I just slapped the f*ck out of a n*gga with freckles
I just f*cked a b*tch, then I bought her a pickle (Bruh)
I just f*cked a b*tch and I paid her with nickels
She kept sucking my di*k after I came and it tickled
I just f*cked an ugly ass b*tch named Aquaneta
Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta
I just beat the f*ck out of a n*gga and he had eczema
I just caught a n*gga re-rocking his old prom sneakers
I just caught a n*gga with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas
They wouldn't let me perform my song, so I shot up the are-

[Verse 7: GTB Tezz, Donkey fart & Davi Dynamic]
I just scammed a fat n*gga, he looked like Mark Henry
And I just shot a n*gga in the stomach 'cause he's in my kitchen goin' through my pantry
I just f*cked a fat b*tch, I think her name is Jackie
I just scammed a whole village, where the f*ck they water went?
I just shot at police and then I pleaded innocent
Shot a n*gga in his hoodie, they call me George Zimmerman
I just smacked the f*ck out of a fat n*gga and took his Star Crunch
I just scammed a lunch lady, now I'm gettin' free lunch
Broke ass n*gga can't even afford free lunch
I just caught my big brother beatin' his di*k to some hentai
Broke ass n*gga can't even afford hentai
I just shot an Iranian, I ain't even say goodbye
Smacked the f*ck out my momma 'cause she ain't get me no vbucks
And I just smacked my retarded cousin with a slice of f*ckin' pizza
I went to Africa and I found Bol Bol's cousin
I just met a bad b*tch, she sucked me until I nutted
b*tch, I don't want you, I want your sister and your cousin
Not your ugly ass cousin, your cousin with a f*ckin' husband
I just beat a fat n*gga's ass and I took his f*ckin' Sprite
And I got a Chinese plug, he was eatin' steak and rice

[Verse 8: Lil Garbage Truck]
What? Ayy
Lil Garbage Truck, yeah
I’m getting tired of this water gun I’m gonna use my p*nis
I just scammed The Solar System for a planet I think it was Venus
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib tryna suck my weenus
I’m finna make that b*tch sell and come and suck my p*nis
I just smacked a fat n*gga with a debi cake
I just scammed WaffleHouse for the Pancakes (Bruh)
This b*tch so nasty she eatin Rawls bake (Bruh)
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib wearin’ Rawls bake (Bruh)
I just beat a n*gga’s ass with some Ramen Noodles
I just went to jail for one night and turn into a Ramen Noodle
I just pulled up on Eli and my gun went, “Cling, cling, clow”
n*gga, Eli stopped babying, I heard screaming, “Ding, ding, now faggot” (Bruh)

[Verse 9: Lil Rocket Launcher]
n*gga broke as hell he got a 10 dollar bill
Got that n*gga addy now he telling me to chill (Rada, Rada)
Takin’ too much Percs I think I’m getting dumber (Bruh)
Jumped your little kid it was little boy drummer
I’m the best at scamming bro I just scammed Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Got robbed by a Mexican named Jesus Christ (Bruh)
Whipped out my di*k and yo b*tch said, “Jesus Christ” (Bruh)
Checked my bank account and I said “Jesus Christ”
Off a autopsy I just killed 2 f*cking tractors
f*ck math class I don’t even know my back is
She wearin’ Victoria Secret sad said, she even knows she stink
Slump AK just shot me ‘cause I called him a chink

[Verse 10: Lil Garbage Truck]
I just smacked that n*gga Slump AK with a Chum Burger (Bruh)
n*ggas f*cked up in the crib eating... Chum Burger (Bruh)
I just raided Mark’s class now he’s finna get expelled
I just scammed my school ‘cause they wouldn’t let me fail

[Verse 11: Poodle Dior]
I just scammed Roblox for a new opp pack
n*gga so broke he can’t even afford an opp pack
This hoe so wet I’m like, “Give me that mop back!”
This n*gga thought it was 2013 he still got a SnapBack (Bruh)
I just scammed the military for a new Scar
I’m like, *eating noises*, caught in ASMR
Then I went, “Rada, Rada, Rada” (Rada, Rada, Rada, Rada)
Know this n*gga skinny as hell I stabbed him with a Spork
I just cheated on my girl she called me a bad sport
This b*tch so nasty she got Genital Warts
She put a Perc in my drink I call her Bill Christ (Bruh)
This n*gga raping little girls I call him Bill Christ (Bruh)
Somebody took this n*gga to Latino Manhood
How you always fit one girl in the Backwood
But it’s Poodle Dior, n*gga, don’t forget the name
I just scammed Rosa Parks for the back of the train (Bruh)

[Verse 12: Slump AK]
Just killed one of my opps in the back of a train
Shot 22 shots at his brain (Bruh)
Just scammed my lil cousin out of a fake tain
60 4 3 shots smoking booty hole stink
This dude’s barber shop beat with my Ramen Noodle
Then I went to jail and turned into a Ramen Noodle (Bruh)
The dude is f*cked up in the crib Mike with the Ramen Noodles
Believe this b*tch just said my di*k as big as a Po doodle
I got a AK-47 I pull up on the US Military
I’m finna shoot up the whole US Military
I just smelt like 10 blunts to pass the time
Shot him in the back and cracked his spine
60, 4, 3 runtz smokin’ Rada, rada, rada (Rada rada, rada, rada)
Called up a plung ‘bout some booty hole runtz
60 4 3 runtz smokin’ on

[Verse 13: Lil Oil Leakage]
I just slapped the f*ck out this kid his name was Mathew
I don’t wanna f*ck this b*tch, this b*tch is great value (Cheap)
Then imma beat this n*gga with a sledgehammer in the bathroom (Wow)
Then post it on the gram for everyone to see imma tag you (Burger)
I heard you f*cked up at the crib eatin’ Cashew (Broke)
Imma smoke you up like Resin then turn turn you to a statue (He’s done)
Imma throw you off a bridge and kick you with my Black (Airforce One)
I heard you be pillow talkin’ to the hoes you attached to (Simp)
Broke ass n*gga don’t even got the twenty dollar bill (How?)
This n*gga’s f*cked up gettin’ his clothes from the Goodwill (What the f*ck?)
This n*gga f*cked up think it’s 2015 tryin’ Netflix and Chill
This n*gga’s f*cked up in the head I think he’s mentally ill (Special)
f*ck with Lil Oil Leakage then it’s gon’ be a disaster
n*ggas stay talkin’ bout me like they the newscaster
n*ggas never wanna be seen like they name is Casper (Ghost)
I’m finna kidnap this n*gga and take him to Madagascar (For real)