CMRB - Freddy Fazbear VS Cartman. RAP BATTLE lyrics

{intro: eric cartman (littleflecks)}
Oh my god guys, fnaf is real! goddammit fnaf is real! aaaaah! oh ok

{verse 1: eric cartman (littleflecks)}
Hey fazbear-pig, you wanna see some more gore, as*h*le?
You sure you’re not ginger, the way you stole poor kids soul!
I’ve not seen a furry enforce this much (lore)law, since paw patrol!
I’ll get up inside this robot like, i am awesome-o (lame)
Maybe i can get your movie made then, how does that matpat booty taste man?
You wanna put me in a suit and mask like some kinda motherf*cking scooby gang bang
Tell that bonnie creep and sl*tty chica pushing the same button sequence doesn’t equal a f*cking decent game he’s secretly that
Purple freak cuz cawthon seems like he’s been chugging lean
And if he f*cks with me then chuck e. cheese can suck on a big pizza deeeeez. sweeeeeeeeeeeeet, bring in all your robo-hoes
And after i un-screw you guys, i’m going home

{verse 2: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
Bottom line is you’re repulsive, while this bot is gold and shiny
I think you’d improve if you were left to be a rotten carcus
Oh, don’t bother starting, any other rap i’ve starred in i have won it, cartman!
Yeah i’ve been around, but not as much as your mother, cartman!
Your dated beliefs don’t hold water, dictatorship-wrecked
It’s like the bite of ‘39 the way you ate off hitler!
Don’t spring on this trap beat, you’re only bringing dumb raps ‘
Cuz i cannot be burned, b*tch! i always have comebacks. (aghh!)

{verse 3: eric cartman(littleflecks)}
No freddy! this is my hip-hop fight!
Your creator and i, have more in common than you’d like
We’re both rock hard christians!
Our pockets became deeper!
However i don’t actually take issue with gay people! (so)
Enduring your rapping, (f*ck you!)
Is more damn tragic! (kyle!)
Than your backstory! (god damnit!)
Before and afton! (mom!!)
I’ll turn this faz-been into trash, compact this ass-turd!
(kyle: (littleflecks) oh my god! you killed freddy!)
Wha what, shut the f*ck up kyle!
{verse 4: freddy fazbear (mcgwire)}
U mad, pus*y? you can’t leave a scratch on me
Can’t ya see? you’re just living out another fantasy
Oh, you play a wizard protecting your friends in fisher-price armor (b*tch!)
Beware im known to bite harder on (k)night guards!
Figurin’ out my backstory is damn hopeless
Get close and i’ll gaslight ya, like you’re cashing faz-(tolkiens)tokens!
You’re just a fat loner, your daddy is gone and it has you so mad and moronic
And your big-boned body is way too massive to fit in an
Animatronic, i got it!

[gregory: (jessebox)]
Freddy! is your power low, how've you not demolished him?

[rockstar freddy: (McGwire)]
Gregory. please. respect. my. authority
I have a better idea, how to kill this filthy gremlin
Take away his spotlight, he cannot live without attention (pus*y)