SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/prodbytorix/fortnite-burger
[Verse 1: Garrett]
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch now
[Chorus: Garrett]
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
Yeah you can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 2: Garrett]
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You could go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
[Chorus: Garrett]
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
[Verse 3: Hyperwolf]
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I gonna ride 'til I can't no more
[Outro: Felix Kjellberg, Lego Yoda, Garrett, and Hyperwolf, respectively]
What?! You've never played Tuber Simulator?
Auuggghhhh
Okay, let's burn that right afterwards
Dude, that's, dude, that's an absolute bro moment