Fun Things to f*ck (If You’re a Winner) lyrics

[Intro]
Fun things to f*ck
Fun things to f*ck (f*ck)
Fun things to f*ck
Fun things to f*ck

[Verse]
f*ck the front door
f*ck the back
f*ck the good girls with the knack
f*ck the government
Until they f*ck you back
f*ck a muslim, f*ck a jew
f*ck fans of Blink-182
That's illegal if you're born in '83
Yeah yeah yeah
f*ck a bean and cheese burrito
f*ck a bowl of cookie dough
f*ck the space between the big and neighbor toe
f*ck a cop
f*ck a machine
f*ck a jar of Vaseline
f*ck a calzone with pepperoni

[Outro]
f*ck a midget
f*ck a dwarf
f*ck Kris Kringle with an elf
But before you f*ck it all
Go f*ck yourself