Gandalf Game Show lyrics
by Eli Sostre
Game Host: And you are one word away from winning, here is your final password
Questioner: Okay this is something really small
Gandalf: A Hobbit?
Questioner: Uh no, it gets hot, it burns things
Gandalf: (Looking confident) I know, Smaug the dragon
Questioner: No forget it, pass.
Gandalf: You shall not pass
Questioner: (Frustrated) Yes, pass
Gandalf: (Raising voice) You shall not pass
Questioner: Damn it!
Gandalf: (Stands up, raises staff and yells) YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Questioner looking scared
Gandalf laughs
Gandalf: Ahaha I'm just kidding. I'm an all seeing wizard and the word is toaster.
Wins game, jumps up and down excitedly