The King Spits lyrics
by Dan Bull
I'm going to record your voice
And then play it back to you on the same machine
This is brilliance, lastest thing from America
I-I-I'm a royal who
T-T-T-T-Toils to
B-Be-B-Be the best rapper
To ever have a stammer
These amateur men are just imitators to the throne
But I'm the king of this thing, look at the bling on my dome
Who do you know that can r-rewind selecta
Without the D-D-D-DJ pressing rewind on the decks
I possess a p-p-p-p-p-particular enunciation
Mixed with a p-peculiar pronunciation
M-Make a joke of the way that I say things
I'll p-p-p-p-punch your face in!
I s-s-suffer from a
S-s-stammer, but it
D-Doesn't stop me d-d-doing what I can about it
I s-suffer from a
S-s-stammer but it
Doesn't stop me doing what I bloody well can about it!
Rap's a very good form of therapy for me
Because the r-rhythm provides precision preventing me from stalling
Like a propellor on a f-fighter plane
That's falling from the sky
In blazes, forming tighter phrases
All the time, amazing
All with my displays of
Tongue twisting, lung stretching
Bum clenching greatness I make you stop!
S-Stammer time!
Helpless. Helpless!