I Really Like di*ks lyrics

[Verse 1: Dan Bull]
I just came to help you level up your di*k game
To better get acquainted with Richard's nickname
But people get funny when I speak of di*ks
Well I don't care cause I won't keep it zipped
I'm coming out with a list of reasons di*ks are great
So you can get to grips with them, let me dictate
Some di*ks are super, some are amazing
Here's a di*k that'll make a boy wonder Grayson
Some di*ks are private like di*k Tracy
Some di*ks might drive you crazy
Hey baby, wanna see a little pink thing?
Then you're clearly in need of a di*k King-Smith
Every di*k should stand up proud
So if you love di*ks put your hands up now
Every di*k gotta stand up proud
So if you love di*ks put your hands up now

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
di*ks everywhere, them old di*ks, young di*ks, skinny di*ks, fat di*ks
We like di*ks, look at that di*k on the TV, what a photogenic di*k
We like di*ks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing di*ks now
di*ks make the world go round
So many di*ks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song
Look at these di*ks, raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like di*ks, how bout you?
So many di*ks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song (di*ks)
[Verse 2: Dan Bull]
Everybody's got a di*k they love
A Richard that it's the nickname of
So whatever di*k you pick make sure
Whether anyone can beat it like a Knicks game score
di*k Butkus is coming kicking your balls
Deep in the bottom of the sea, the biggest di*k of all
Moby di*k! Full of gallons of sperm
What? Look it up, it's a maritime term
di*k riding, j*rk on a horse
I'm describing di*k Turpin, of course
He was hung, unlike his horse
Everybody saw that di*k go limp til the corpse
Got Rigor Mortis, then di*k went stiff once more
You're a di*k addict encore

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
di*ks everywhere, them old di*ks, young di*ks, skinny di*ks, fat di*ks
We love di*ks, look at that di*k on the TV, can't get enough of di*ks
We like di*ks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing di*ks now
di*ks make the world go round
Surrounded by di*ks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song
di*ks with a di*ks, raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like di*ks, how bout you?
One, two, three, four, five di*ks, boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song (di*ks)
[Verse 3: Dan Bull]
Every di*k fan likes di*k, just ask Kinsey
Or di*k Van Dyke, he can stick it up your chimney
Gor Blimey, di*k it up your Cheney
Gender fluid, let's have a di*k in a bikini
If you wanna di*k to fulfill your fantasy
Then Philip K di*k is the man to see
Cressida di*k, the met police commissioner
There's at least eight generations of di*k in her
Don't wanna see these di*ks? Then don't look
There's a thick load of di*k in every phone book
There are so many di*k pics I could send you
I've even spotted di*k on a menu
Every di*k should stand up proud
So if you love di*ks put your hands up now
Every di*k should stand up proud
So if you love di*ks put your hands up now

[Chorus: Bonecage & Dan Bull]
di*ks everywhere, them old di*ks, young di*ks, skinny di*ks, fat di*ks
di*ks, look at that di*k on the TV, we love em
I really like di*ks everywhere, you look around, you're seeing di*ks now
di*ks make the world go round (tiki tiki mow mow woah)
Boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song
Raba dap scap dabba dabba dap ooh
I like di*ks, how bout you?
Boom shaka boom shak ramalac ding dong
Song about di*ks, di*ks in a song (di*ks)