Big mac freestyle lyrics

[Intro]
Reuel, stop playin' with these n*ggas

[Verse 1]
Got a deaf b*tch, and she lickin' on my toes
Boutta eat two Big Macs and cook 'em on the stove
My n*gga, you stink, use some soap, I'm thinkin' Dove
You lonely as an orphan n*gga, you need some love
I slapped a n*gga on TV and made that n*gga have a seizure
You gon' believe she under eighteen? n*gga, how you gon' believe her?
The f*ck you mean I need to get my money up? You broke
I hope your newborn is born and I hope that b*tch choke
Bluefacе baby, yeah I put that sh*t on the f*ckin' locs
Now I'm ridin' down in a lowrider with tеn spokes
I slapped an orphan in the head, now that n*gga f*ckin' slow
Lose some weight fat ass n*gga, you look like Homer Simpson (Doh)
I pulled a golf club out, hit that n*gga upside the head
Wait, police, I didn't do it, that n*gga dead
He's bleeding out on the floor, please get him a medic
I don't know why you talkin' to me n*gga, I'm not sympathetic
Your lips so big that they bigger than that n*gga f*ckin' [?]
Your ass prolly ask for a rare-rare, medium ass steak
Why you built like that, n*gga? Why you built so f*ckin' weird
I'm Hitler, you Anne Frank, I'm 'boutta make you disappear
You Spongebob ass n*gga, why you built so square?
You probably ain't even go to the bathroom, you prolly sh*t in your underwear
Fee-fi-fo-fum, my n*gga, you are dumb
I'm 'boutta stomp your grandma, f*ck her, then I'm boutta c*m
I took your chromosomes and then the n*gga f*ckin' ran away
Na-na-na-na, I can't understand what the f*ck you say
No cap, I really would f*ck Meredith from Brave
Mulan got that ass, yeah, you know she got that cake
Wait, I'ma stop 'cause I'm startin' to get a 'lil bit off beat
I don't care what n*ggas say, I might go and beat my meat
f*ck shootin' a chopper n*gga, that di*k finna go squeak
I don't care what n*ggas say, you n*ggas are f*ckin' weak
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, you b*tch ass n*gga
f*ck Twitter n*gga, really deleted my whole damn account
Your whole family can get cursed by six witches
f*ck you, your momma, your grandma, all them b*tches
Told a Make-A-Wish kid, "Wish upon a star"
I hit six hundred thousand n*ggas in my brand new car
f*ck you n*ggas, f*ck Iran too, Allahu Akbar (Allahu Akbar)
Ok that 'lil— that was a little f*cked up, that last bar
I don't give a damn though, f*ck all them f*ckin' orphans
I don't care if you hit my phone, that sh*t is not important
This n*gga 5'2" talkin' sh*t, you can't be shortin'
You talk all that sh*t online, but you is not important
Saw a b*tch ass n*gga slip down the slip-n-slide
That n*gga broke his neck, and I think that n*gga died
He is dead, that n*gga is not breathing
You broke ass n*gga, your house don't even got heating
[Verse 2]
n*ggas really named Ryan, and my name really Edgar
These n*ggas really talkin' to n*ggas named f*ckin' Lester
I hope he get raped by 6 Dogs inside a homeless shelter
I sell fake chains, n*gga, yeah, that sh*t don't even smelter
I killed three n*ggas and I fled the scene
I got two cops on my ass, I think I see green
Two n*ggas pulled me over, they got two M16s
And I shot six n*ggas, yeah I shot them dead— (Haha, hahaha)
Shot two n*ggas with a shotgun, Old Yeller
Your grandpa prolly say "n*gga", that n*gga prolly say "Feller"
I don't know what the f*ck I really just said, that sh*t f*cked up
But I really don't give a damn, run up with six n*ggas in a pickup truck
n*ggas really from the U.K., sayin', "What's up bruv?"
"You want some tea love?", no, f*ck, I don't wanna f*ck
Slapped two deaf n*ggas, now they both can not see
I don't care what n*ggas say, you are not seeing receipts
If you want a sex tape then you're going to have to pay the fee
One plus one equals two, two plus two equals three