big di*k sh*t lyrics

[Intro: ericdoa & midwxst]
Alright, bet, b*tch
We on Instagram Live, I'm posted with midwxst, b*tch
My di*k out, I'm feeling crazy, I'm feeling good, f*ck is you talking 'bout?
Big di*k sh*t, bro, f*ck is you talking 'bout, bro?
n*gga said, "with my di*k out", what the—?
Alright bro, let's get it

[Verse 1: ericdoa & midwxst]
I just smacked a fat b*tch eating on a hot dog
b*tch, I'm on PornHub looking at some fat PAWGs
In the drag race, yeah, I feel like I'm RuPaul
Then I drive away, yeah, brand new UHaul
Posted in the function smoking on sound carts
Fat b*tch built like Cartman, South Park
Chew a bag of lettuce outside a f*cking Walmart
Wee-ooh, wee-ooh, feel like I'm Paul Blart
Didn't pass fourth grade, failed my math class
Big chop', better duck, Aflac
Daffy Duck on this b*tch, go "Quack, quack"
Got your grandma on my di*k, she gon' clap, clap
Got arrested 'cause my di*k was out in Forever 21
I'm goated, showing that sh*t to everyone
f*ck a Perc', n*gga, popping all them Tum-Tums
Fat n*gga pat his tummy, saying "Tum', tum'"
[Interlude: ericdoa]
Ayy man, I'm posted with midwxst, I'm 'bout to achoo on these b*tches
You feel, I'm 'bout to sneeze on them, you feel me?
You feel me? We got the—

[Verse 2: midwxst & ericdoa]
Indiana, bet you eat corn on the cob
Got a fat b*tch sucking on my di*k, slob, slob
Got a codec on my neck, feel like I'm Steve Jobs
Workout on the beach, n*gga, got a beach bod'
Ayy, life is pain, all I do is sob
f*cked up in the crib drinking Dr. Bob
You playing games with this sh*t, f*cking COD
I go home to my room and I cry and sob
I'm f*cking on a white b*tch, that b*tch was Mormon
Brand new lawyer and that dude name is Norman
Smoking on a JUUL, b*tch, smoking on a sorry
I started reading a book and that sh*t was real boring
Smoking on nightmares, rolling up di*k cheese
f*cking on a horse girl, she just licked me
f*cked an Asian b*tch, I f*cked her with some kimchi
Start doing Kung fu in the back, that Tai chi
Burnt ass methods, that sh*t don't work
(Taking antidepressants, my di*k don't work)
Got kicked in my di*k and that sh*t really hurt
I'm 'bout to eat your ass up like some damn GoGurt
[Interlude: ericdoa & midwxst]
Uh, life is pain, every day's the same
I have the same headache every day, this sh*t is getting tiring, uh
Yeah, I'm posted with midwxst, my balls are hanging out of my boxers right now, I can feel the breeze on 'em (Hahah)
Uh, this is why I don't have a girlfriend

[Outro]
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