Johnny 99 lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well. they closed down the auto plant in Mahwah late last month
Ralph went out lookin' for a job, but he couldn't find none
He came home too drunk from mixin' Tanqueray and wine
He got a gun, shot a night clerk, now they call him Johnny 99

[Verse 2]
Down at the part of town where when you hit a red light, you don't stop
Johnny's wavin' his gun around and a-threatenin' to blow his top
When an off-duty cop snuck up on him from behind
In front of the Club Tip Top, they slapped the cuffs on Johnny 99

[Verse 3]
Well, the city supplied the public defender, but the judge was Mean John Brown
He came into the courtroom and he stared poor Johnny down
"Well, the evidence is clear, gonna let the sentence fit the crime
Ninety-eight and a year, we'll make it even, Johnny 99"

[Verse 4]
A fistfight broke out in the courtroom, they had to drag Johnny's girl away
His mama stood up and shouted, "Judge, don't take my boy this way"
"Well son, you got any statement you'd like to make
Before the bailiff comes to forever take you away?"

[Verse 5]
"Yes, Judge, I got debts no honest man could pay
The bank was holdin' my mortgage, they was takin' my house away
Now I ain't sayin' that makes me an innocent man
But it was more than all this that put that gun in my hand"
[Verse 6]
"And your honour, I do believe I'd be better off dead
If you can take a man's life for the thoughts that are in his head
Then won't you sit back in that chair and think it over one more time
And let them shave off my hair and burn Johnny 99?"