Ketamine Girl lyrics
by TV Girl
[Verse 1: Maddie Acid]
Yo
I used to be in love with this chick Elaine
I know why, because the b*tch had the best cocaine
But you couldn't tell me nothing, 'cause Elaine was fly
'Cause to me, oh my god, how she got me high
But I should've knew the consequences right from the jump
That she'd use me for my money and then played me for a chump
And like a fool on drugs, I fell for her game
But yo, I got high every time she came
I called honey dip and said, "Yo, baby, please
You gotta hook it up, it's been a hell of a week
Bring the E, plus the K, plus the whole f*cking alphabet
Better play it safe, bring a whole f*cking ounce of it"
Shorty came through and she was looking kinda fine
Laced her with some dough and she gave me a dime
She said she had a sale for a limited time
For an extra hundred bucks, she would blow my mind
[Chorus: Brad Petering]
Ketamine girl, don't you think it's time to go home?
(Ketamine girl from around the way)
Ketamine girl, now that you're on your own
[Verse 2: Maddie Acid]
So I gave her the bill and she got down on her knees
She slipped me a pill, and then she put me at ease
We did a little of this, plus a little of that
And when the blow got low, she let me lick the bag
That's when shorty popped the question
Said she had some sh*t that she copped from a dentist
Took out the vial and she poured it on her tits
Come on, baby girl, why don't you give it a sniff?
Pretty soon, I was feeling kinda dumb
When my vision went blurry and my legs went numb
Yo, I couldn't move but my eyes could see
Shorty went through my pockets for a couple of G's
Plus the link, plus the keys to the Tahoe
Slipped out the door with the mink and the Picasso
Couldn't be mad shorty robbed me clean
'Cause I guess that's what you get when you're living like a fiend
[Bridge]
By the way, dear, I'm just a little
Oh, sure, here, take twenty
Oh, no, not that much, Candy
No, no, no, help yourself, I insist
[Chorus: Brad Petering]
Ketamine girl, don't you think it's time to go home?
(Ketamine girl from around the way)
Ketamine girl, now that you're on your own
[Outro]
Cold rockin' it
Cold, cold rock-rock-rock—
I insist
Cold rockin' it