Haunted House lyrics

[Intro]
You ever been to a haunted house?
Nyah
Hey
Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
Take a step into this haunted house
Once you enter it, it ain't no walkin' out
We just moved in, I pay my killer to install the couch
Why you still on the porch? sh*t, you must've thought about it
Lookin' like a werewolf, Marni slips cost a thousand
Life a nightmare, I'm fallin' in and out it (sh*t, I'm fallin' in and out it)
Chop his head off, bring it to the crib, and mount it
Watch the brick disappear like a phantom, it's astounding

[Verse]
Ghost Glockies on the table, Casper choppers on the dresser
Throw 'em in a lake and leave 'em at the bottom with the treasure
No pads on, gang catch constant interceptions
It'd be a spooky night, I got some monsters for the steppers
Zombie tips'll turn him into rotten flesh
ARP just sung a lullaby, we laid an opp to rest
We'll leave him with some flowers by his headstone
b*tch say I'm it, but I don't think I got a red nose
Fully sound like a chainsaw, hm
Fully sound like a chainsaw, they think it's Leatherface
Evil than a f*ck, I'll probably to—
Evil than a f*ck, I'll probably tote the pole through Heaven gates
Put him in a coffin, then we celebrate
Granny thinks I'm psychotic, says I need to medicate
Burned his body up, we ain't leave nothin' to investigate
Think we out the way, whole time we workin' out of Section 8
Flyin' by the digs with a switch, free project
Flyin' with a— Green Goblin
Oh, he think he Spiderman? He better stay by Uncle Ben
We'll turn him to a nightcrawler, serve your uncle fent'
Hellraiser, you would think I'm Pinhead
Count von Count, add it up while I sip red
Should I pick the embosser up, wipe off the cobwebs?
Lil' ho from Hell, whole time thought she was godsent
Firebombed they spot, they probably thinkin' it was Lucifer
I know Martians that'll catch a hat, speed off to Jupiter
Buffies look like two bones, it's a skellie on my wrist
Pelle jeans, it's a thousand dead presis in these sh*ts
We'll make it dark in the daytime
Finna slide like the park, but it ain't playtime
sh*t, I'm tryna dodge the narcs and the K9s
Steppin' in this haunted house, ain't leanin' towards the safe side
[Interlude]
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Long live $cam, you know?
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[Chorus]
Take a step into this haunted house
Once you enter it, it ain't no walkin' out
We just moved in, I paid my killer to install the couch
Why you still on the porch? sh*t, you must've thought about it
Lookin' like a werewolf, Marni slips cost a thousand
Life a nightmare, I'm fallin' in and out it (sh*t, I'm fallin' in and out it)
Chop his head off, bring it to the crib, and mount it
Watch the brick disappear like a phantom, it's astounding