Freaky Tales lyrics
by Too $hort
[Intro: Too $hort]
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
These are the tales, the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
[Verse: DaBoii]
I met a bad b*tch and her name was Ruby
Caught my attention wit' her big ole booty
Had a boyfriend but she was still choosy
Tryna' get me caught up girl you just might lose me
I ain't give a f*ck
I met another b*tch
Laura was her name and she was so thick
Knocked her that minute and she came to the crib
Boy did she know how to ride that di*k
Kicked her ass out
Onto the next
Caught up in my feelings so i'm hittin' up my ex
I got bills to pay so she givin' me a check
Brought that b*tch to the crib and she gave a n*gga neck
Give a f*ck about a b*tch I'ma keep on doggin'
Give em' good di*k and they keep on callin'
di*k game crazy leave a white b*tch crawlin'
The b*tch gave me head in some all black joggers
Met another b*tch
And her name was Burgen took her out to eat and she kept on flirtin'
I don't bring em' to the crib but with her she was worth it
Stuck my thang in found out she's a virgin
I ain't want the b*tch
Pass her to my bro
I ain't give a f*ck she was just another hoe
Keeping her around would be f*ckin' up the code
I ain't f*ckin' up sh*t so I had to let her go
Excuse me miss, whats ya name
Tryna' curve and me say she know my game
Well f*ck you b*tch
I don´t give a sh*t
Couple weeks later I was f*ckin' on her sis'
Old b*tch callin' She like what's up
Got a boyfriend but I don´t give a f*ck
Bounced in the whip picked her up and we f*cked
Call the next day and I won't pick it up
After school i was f*ckin' with a thot
Took her to the cuts and she gave a n*gga top
After I buss' I don't really like to talk
Pulled off on a b*tch had to made that muthaf*cka' walk
These are the freaky tales
These are the tales that I tell so well
So grab ya b*tch if you see me comin'
Cuz DaBoii don´t give a f*ck about nothin'