Tricks lyrics
by Too $hort
[Intro: Pimpin' Ken & Too $hort]
JULiA, Ekzakt (You a trick)
Yeah, that's right, Pimpin’ Ken, man
Better known as Bobby, the white ho best friend, you know what I'm talkin' about?
’Bout to go Marilyn Monroe on a muthaf*ckin' white ho, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, on the E-40 track, you dig what I'm sayin'?
Hey man, this pimpin' and hustlin’, man, you know what I’m talkin' ’bout? (You a trick)
[Verse 1: E-40 & Too $hort]
Uh, you know she don't deserve it
b*tch got hella miles on her, she ain't even worth it
(Trick, trick) I lost all respect
You come home from workin' hard, then give that b*tch your check, you a
(Trick, trick) I told you once, I told you twice
You can’t turn a ho into a housewife
(Trick, trick) T-R-I-C-K
Soft as fabric softener, b*tch, you are in the way
(Trick, trick) f*ckin' off your for sure coochie, just to get some morе coochie
You gon' lose your broad, your main b*tch got a big booty
(Trick, trick) You gon' murk yourself, gon' bе on suicide watch
Once you find out that your b*tch suckin' the next n*gga c*ck, you a trick
(Trick, trick) I told you she was loose
You remember how you met her, n*gga, all the homies goosed
(Trick, trick) Every city that we go
You can't pull a ho, you gotta throw out you some dough, you's a
[Interlude: Pimpin' Ken & Too $hort]
(Trick, trick) Yeah, that's right, man
Send the b*tch FedEx, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Send the b*tch federal, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
And tell her, "f*ck her ex," you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
(You a trick) And tell that b*tch, "Hey b*tch, why you takin', motherf*ckin', goddamn it, felony chances
For this misdemeanor money, b*tch?" You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
When you could switch sides (You a trick)
You know what I'm sayin', f*ck with a real pimp, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Hey b*tch, look, hey man, we gon' send this b*tch UPS, man
That's under some pimp instructions, man (Trick)
You understand me? Tell that b*tch we don't play that mess, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Make the b*tch get out there like the Energizer Bunny, man
And keep hoin' and hoin' and hoin' (Tricks, tricks)
[Verse 2: Too $hort & E-40]
No, it's not a game
I'm talkin' 'bout these motherf*ckin' lames
You a trick (Tell 'em, $hort)
You came to have some fun
Give these b*tches everything they want
You a trick, these hoes want it all
Cash App, spend it all at the mall
Trick, it ain't trickin' if you got it
Work hard and share all your profits
Trick, you a girl's best friend
What's your name? How much you got to spend?
You a trick, ain't nothin' wrong with that
To get some more, you went all the way home and back
'Cause you a trick, you just wanna give it all to her
Say "I do," and meet her at the altar
'Cause you a trick, you do it every time
Give the b*tch every last dime, trick
[Outro: Pimpin' Ken, Too $hort, E-40]
(Tricks) Hey man, but remember, man
It start with a "P", man, and it end with a "G", pimping
The "G" stands for "Gangsta", man
(Trick) When you violate my P, n*gga, I pick up my G
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Hey man, money, mackin' and murder, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
Yeah, n*gga
(You a trick) My motherf*ckin' mack ain't no act, n*gga
This the Real Deal Holyfield, n*gga, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout?
n*gga, the realest thing since the motherf*ckin', goddammit, toothbrush as E-40 would say
You know what I'm talkin' 'bout, b*tch?
Yeah, b*tch, you know what I'm sayin'?
And when I say hustler, b*tch, I'm talkin' 'bout a n*gga, b*tch (You a trick)
Understand me, that sell a shell to a turtle, b*tch
And sell a rice to a Chinese restaurant, b*tch, you know what I'm sayin'?
Sell a ocean to a whale, b*tch, you know what I mean?
Yeah, real live hustlers, b*tch, and real pimpin'
n*ggas DHL, understand me, send the ho, man
Yeah, send the b*tch, man
No girlfriends in this—
W-W-W dot Pimpin' Ken dot net (Biatch)