Bruh Moment lyrics

[Intro]
CashMoneyAP

[Chorus]
Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'boutta beat my di*k (Nice)
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click (Okay)
I was 'boutta nut then I realized something's wrong (What?)
I think that that's my teacher, what the f*ck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a f*ckin' bruh moment
Woah, b*tch, why the f*ck my teacher on some ho sh*t?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting f*cked by five guys

[Verse]
Now I'm really freakin' out, I just don't know what to do
No, my teacher's a ho, but I still gotta go to school, though
I thought for a while then I came up with a plan
Now I might finesse my teacher for like twenty f*ckin' bands
So I pull up to class, I ain't even got a backpack
My teacher turned around and I start staring at her fat ass
She told me to stay after, I can't contain my laughter
Extortion on my mind just like a 1300's pastor
My teacher told me "Boy, you better start paying attention,"
"If you keep actin' up then Ima put you in detention."
I said "I don't give a f*ck, because I've seen you takin' di*k"
"So just gimme all your money or I'm 'boutta f*ckin' snitch"
She started starin' at me then she laughed
She reached in her pocket then she pulled out a badge
S.W.A.T. Team kicked down the door, now I'm trapped
I'm 'boutta go to jail just for lookin' at some ass?
[Chorus]
Hopped onto PornHub, I'm 'boutta beat my di*k
Saw a fat ass so you know I had to click
I was 'boutta nut then I realized something's wrong
I think that that's my teacher, what the f*ck is goin' on?
Wait, hold it, I just had a f*ckin' bruh moment
Woah, b*tch, why the f*ck my teacher on some ho sh*t?
Just wanted to nut, now I think I'm traumatized
I just saw my teacher getting f*cked by five guys