‎boarded the plane lyrics

[Verse 1]
I'm face down on the floor
It's like twenty-past four
I'm waiting for that knock at the door
I ordered food like twenty-four hours ago
I'm not one to complain
The takeaway driver might just be having one of those days

[Chorus]
I just boarded the plane
Walk in the c*ckpit and stated my name
If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine
I'm in row nine

[Post-Chorus]
I can't really fly but you know I'll give it a try
How hard could it be? I played GTA 3
Just keep sh*t one-eighty degrees

[Verse 2]
I'm in a car, not a c*ckpit
I'll use that logic
Got a gun and I'll c*ck it
I got a shopkeeper hostage
Someone telling me to stop it
I woke up, washed this cash in my pocket
Got a thing in my wallet, a picture of you
And it's kind of ironic
A trip to the tropics will do me quite well
I need somewhere exotic
While I'm on the topic
Nothing tastes good when you mix it with tonic
[Pre-Chorus]
Who's this?
Calling my phone, are you taking the p*ss?
I hate taking risks
But see, look at this, I can sell it, get rich
I'll break it to bits
Police just got in, they said, "Don't move an inch"
I'll break it to bits
Police just got in, they said, "Don't move an inch"

[Chorus]
I boarded the plane
Walk in the c*ckpit and stated my name
If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine
I'm in row nine
I boarded the plane
Walk in the c*ckpit and stated my name
If you two pilots need help on this flight or a glass of wine
I'm in row nine