Tramp Stamps and Trendy Bollocks lyrics

Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks
I went over to Morocco for the week
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Are you surprised, you flop?
I'm not
Shocking bunch of opportunity knocks
And all this ranting on about [?]
You like the place that much
Why the f*ck did you spend 600 quid flying over here?

Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks
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I won't repeat the f*cker for a chorus
I'll just mention it once
I'm not f*cking brilliant
I don't need to rely on gimmicks to write a song
Too many tickling sticks on Promises
And Ken Dodd's racking up profit
I don't want to [?]
Well get f*ckin' off it
And I'm not talking about that cappuccino kid sh*t
I'm a f*cking coffee cobbler
So get it [?] you f*cking tit

Did you see any of the ancient sites?
Did I, f*ck?
We stayed in the hotel and got grubbed up, dawg
All inclusive, uncultured sh*t
Culture's for pricks
Sick pricks
Like Silvio what's-his-face
And his army of extremely rich sex addicts
Shoot the f*cking lot of them
Who orders a sculptor to carve the torso
Of Superman with their own head placed on top of it?
That's f*ckin' thick
You're f*cking thick
Prick
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Seven days of sunshine
Laughing at all the swingers, cheesey bast*rds
You're all real dead ringers for [?]
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It's the Return of the Jedi
Return of the f*cking [?]
Free drinks, free love, free entry
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Over 65s don't drink and drive
Then why the f*ck are you trying to sell me cider
With my half a tank of unleaded, Clive?
I like the dive
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MIddle England
Still wants to be a cowboy
On Route [?]

Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks
Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks
Tramp stamps and trendy bollocks