R&B Paul lyrics

(This is dedicated to the wankers that was down from day one. More Mods.)

Paul, what's wrong with R&B then mate?
Eh?

What's wrong with R&B Paul?
What's R&B done to you?
You're not a DJ
You're a do what they say
I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks
Rinsing 'Screamadelica'
Rinsing Stevie Wonder
Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up'
Well you f*cked it up

Well, I'm well-up for the reincarnation
Because this one's f*cking sh*t
I'm the manager
I'm a dark bast*rd
And I'll bum y'bird in a minute
Alright?
Dad's Army
Kasabian
And One True exploitation
It's a p*ss-take, y'posin' bast*rds
Launch parties
FHP's cheesy f*cking photos with the token fit bird
Who can't even suck my balls properly
Let's build the brand up!
Let's build the brand up!
Let's build the brand up!
Let's build the brand up!

Eh up, you've got some ug-duck in y'hair
Prestigious retail outlets
Y'got some ug-duck in y'hair
What's up duck?

Look at what you've done mate
A f*cking horrible bunch of bodysnatchers
Talkin' about 'Ham on Rye'
But completely missing the Catchers

Suicidal strippers on the night train to Gomarrah
I didn't f*cking say that did I?
Bollocks to it
Sod 'em all!

Queens Med surgeons
Ketamine revival
Boring bast*rds discussing the merits of The Fall

Take the mask off
Put that knife down
Tell him to leave my guts alone Paul ...
Paul?
Paul!
What's wrong with R&B Paul?
What's R&B done to you?
You're not a DJ
You're a do what they say
I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks
Rinsing 'Screamadelica'
Rinsing Stevie Wonder
Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up'
Well you f*cked it up

Real singing mesters don't get anywhere
They pull their f*cking hair out
They say things like, "What you goin' on about?"
And, "No mate, I can't get you any pills, I told you."
Chop your f*cking face with a Les Paul karate kick
Smashing bar chord angles
Instantaneous ... Brilliant ... this is 'Tin Soldier'

You look well J
What the f*ck are you?
A doctor
Well in that case I think I've got neurosis of the shiver
It affects my long walk home
And all these tears coming from my eyes
My nose
And my dirty f*cking ears
The master
Of be dafter
The king of the other people's beers
Paul?

What's wrong with R&B Paul?
What's R&B done to you?
You're not a DJ
You're a do what they say
I'll tell you what, let's all hang around the decks
Rinsing 'Screamadelica'
Rinsing Stevie Wonder
Rinsing Curtis Mayfield's 'Move On Up'
Well you f*cked it up

f*cking stand here eyeing-up the usual slags
Desperate housewives
Desperate to do a bit of washing-up
Hook an husband
Get ya f*cking purse out duck
The Sambuca Cartel

Impending angina destinies
The regret of fourteen years wasted
I cry my f*cking eyes out
Cos yesterday, I really miss my bast*rd yesterdays
Lob us one more
I'm a real raver
I don't know the score
Two - Nill
Y'what?
Two - Nill
Y'what?
Two - Nill
Y'what?
f*ck FOOTBALL!

Killing Notts culture!
Killing Notts culture!
Killing Notts culture!
Killing Notts culture!