Elocution lyrics

[Intro]
Hello there, I'm here today to talk about the importance of independent venues
I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing to talk about the importance of independent venues
I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues

[Verse 1]
I'm no good with elocution
To get myself into the institution
So I can win some donkey straw
Get a frame and put it on my f*ckin wall

[Chorus]
I wish I had the time
To be a wanker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you

[Refrain]
Elocution
Elocution

[Chorus]
I wish I had the time
To be a wanker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you
[Verse 2]
It's a suicide mission
To go online and knock the opposition
But I don't want no donkey straw
Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door
And I buzz, career tabs death
Little one liners
Little clever sh*thouse fivers
In the scope that the hands of the sh*te have took
Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up
Hey

[Chorus]
I wish I had the time
To be a wanker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like you

[Bridge]
I'm no good with elocution
I'm no good with elocution

[Chorus]
I wish I had the time
To be a wanker just like you
And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm
Just like