as*h*le lyrics
by Tyler Carter
[Intro]
A man convicted of battery is on the run tonight
Ronald Radke, was found guilty for his role in the death of 18 year old *censored*
Falling In Reverse and former Escape The Fate vocalist, Ronnie Radke was arrested in Glendale, CA in an alleged domestic dispute with his girlfriend
The leader singer of that band got a little wild and crazy
This is near where the shooting happened more than two years ago
[Verse 1: Ronnie Radke]
I got an insane posse, we ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I'm always f*cking juggle hoes
Yeah, maybe it's in my nature 'cause I never wanna date her
But she's like a shot of vodka 'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the f*cking problem with a one-night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down, you need to understand
And let me keep it simple I'm officially single, and I won't miss you, here's some tissue, I got issues, believe me
And I always see my mommy in every woman I meet (Why?)
Well I hate my f*cking mother, motherf*cker it's weak (f*ck you)
So please believe me I'm a needy, insecure f*cking freak
And it ain't easy or as dreamy as you thought it would be (Check it)
Took her out to dinner (Yeah), went and tried to kiss her (Okay)
Opened up my eyes, the f*ckin' b*tch was checking Twitter (What?)
Ladies, I ain't tryin' to be rude but, I'll never date a b*tch who Instagram's her f*cking food (Ew)
[Chorus: Andy Biersack]
Oh, I lost my f*cking mind, it happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself, I'm an as*h*le, baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late, I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself, 'cause I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Post-Chorus: Ronnie Radke]
I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, baby
I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Verse 2: Ronnie Radke]
I was up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labelled as a god-damn prick
I go to prison and get out and then I'm back at it
I ain't afraid to go back, better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sound the same
But it's pretty f*cking lame what you f*cking lames claim to be real music
And you gotta feel stupid to be still choosin' to abuse the privilege, and you still use it?
Lately, all you bands do the same damn sh*t, same breakdowns, snare, kick, and lame-ass riff
And everybody still f*cking the same lame damn b*tch, that comes to every show, showing her fake ass tits
But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back and let this f*cking sh*t happen
I'm an assassin, with that music and fashion
When I cash out, no back tracks, I stack racks, I cashed in
[Chorus: Andy Biersack]
Oh, I lost my f*cking mind, it happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself, I'm an as*h*le, baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late, I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself, 'cause I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Skit: Ronnie Radke & Andy Biersack]
Alright everybody on the f*cking ground right now
Andy, here (Alright)
You all are going to f*cking die
f*ck you, f*ck your tweets, f*ck everything about you
Social media, my f*cking ass
*Shooting and laughing*
I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Verse 3: Ronnie Radke]
Last but not least, I wanna thank my fans
The best damn fan base a band could have
To show appreciation for how grateful I am, here's a mic stand, take it home to your dad
I got arrested for a crime that I didn't commit
And I never beat my girlfriend, she's a god-damn b*tch man
The truth is she was p*ssed I broke it off, so what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me any chance she could get (Damn)
f*ck it, her plot didn't work (Nope)
The jig is up and everybody knows it's berserk
All you tough guys and wise guys, gangsters on that Wi-Fi, are b*tch made in your real life, in real life, I will fight
And just because I rock them skinny jeans and a belt, don't mean sh*t motherf*cker I'll knock your ass out for real
'Cause I'm p*ssed off, I'll p*ss on anybody 'cause I spit raw
I split jaws, I'm hip hop, I'll Nicolas Cage your face off
[Chorus: Andy Biersack]
Oh, I lost my f*cking mind, it happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself, I'm an as*h*le, baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late, I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself, 'cause I'm an as*h*le, baby
Oh, I lost my f*cking mind, it happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself, I'm an as*h*le, baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late, I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself, 'cause I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Post-Chorus: Ronnie Radke]
I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, baby
I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, I'm an as*h*le, baby
[Outro: Ronnie Radke & Andy Biersack]
Welcome to the f*cking mixtape, 2014 and beyond
Me, Ronnie Radke and a whole bunch of other crazy motherf*ckers (Andy Biersack, haha)
You don't like it? Go f*ck yourself *laughs*
Now kids, it's just a f*cking joke, relax