[Verse 1]
I had a friend once he took some acid
Now he thinks he's a fire engine
It's okay until he p*sses on your lighter
Kind of smells kind of cool, kind of funny anyway
Satan, satan, satan
[Verse 2]
I had a friend once he took some ecstasy
Tried to marry me and every one in the room
He was sort of loving, kinda caring
Kind of tried to f*ck my La-Z-Boy
It got a bit messy all over the curtains
Arm chair covers, throw pillows, and carpeting
[Outro]
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored
I'm getting bored