[Verse 1]
When I was a kid, I had coloring books, crayons, and imagination
Thug black people hate history
Three of my cousins just became masons
90% of cab drivers are immigrants
I sent you the challenge to make your life a masterpiece
Kodak should make condoms, since they capture the moment
My n*gga named spider makes amazing websites
All I know is tonight I’m getting high as f*ck
Girl, I want to floss my teeth with your tampon string
I don’t think you understand; you need to buy a gun immediately
I don’t freestyle, my style isn’t free
Ice Cube and Ice-T should make an album called lemonade
Most of the answers to my problems is sex
This album is brought to you by marijuana
[Hook]
Coon trap! (x4)
[Verse 2]
People hate me because I look like love
Magnificent madness stuck to a magnet
Which one of you little drugged out kids needs a hug?
Did you know starfish don’t have a brain?
You’re a star who entertains, you’re a gay fish
I can’t date a girl named Monica; It sounds too much like “My n*gga”
Moniker of Two lesbians playing a harmonica
I hide porn from my mom and my wife by naming the files “Dragonball”
I f*ck all fat b*tches but charge a dollar per pound
All of my failures are building blocks towards success
I want to spread my music like the AIDS virus being injected by white scientists
In a place named “Africa” that doesn’t exist
It’s not possible to tickle yourself
Every woman in the Walking Dead is a stupid b*tch
Ever been to a Chinese restaurant by a pet shop?
My high school security still remembers me from selling drugs
Forgive but don’t forget about slavery
[Hook]
Coon trap! (x4)
[Verse 3]
Take a photo of my sentences and finish your photosynthesis
I hate driving by Chick-Fil-A on Sundays
I love watching naked women do their hair
You brought a gun to a fist fight, now that ain’t fair
This is my first time doing cocaine
I always wish I was kidnapped and trained to be an assassin
Mind over matter understand your mind matters
My p*nis wants your vagina to be it's new vacation home
Half of you n*ggas want to rob n*ggas
The other half wants to go get a job
It’s not against the health code to get slobbed up on making pizza
My dream job is being a door greeter at Wal-Mart
I should be smart and get addicted to crack or crystal meth
Birth control is like having an invisible condom when having sex
j*rking off and smoking weed is called weed wacking
I love smashing chicks in my Incredible Hulk costume
Walk into a trap to help free cookies [?]
[Outro]
Coon Trap!
Know that…Who am I…
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Coon trap, Coon trap
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