Who Hearts Moss? lyrics

[The Moss]
Who hearts moss?

[Fans]
I heart moss

[The Moss]
So, moss was actually one of the first plants on earth
Moss was actually used as bandaids in World War II
And that is a fact

[Fans]
Woo!

[The Moss]
Thank you

[Fan]
Husk, or moss, and you drive out here, and you burn it on the fireplace, and it keeps mosquitos away

[The Moss]
So, usually when we play people don't listen, so thank you
We're the only people in the world who really know these moss facts
Unless you're like a moss-ologist or whatever
There you go
How is that?
I love that one, that was a great one
That was a fact
That was a fact
[Fans]
Woop-woop