[Verse 1]
Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know
JK, JK, I knew all along
And she's sucking on my hose
I go twelve inch deep in the pus*y
After twenty minutes you can drive a f*cking Jeep in the pus*y
Know what I'm talking 'bout?
Smack her in the pus*y
When I pee it burns
Let it burn like George Bushy
I regret to inform you I f*cked your girl's pus*y
Man I swear I didn't know
JK, JK, JK, JK I knew all along
I just f*cked your girl before this song
And I know it's kind of wrong
When she's sucking on my dong
And she's so fat like a land whale
Uh, shoot that poon with a harpoon
Yeah, I just wanna lick a whale in the f*cking whale pus*y
That's why I f*cked your fat girlfriend you f*cking nerd
[Verse 2]
Yeah, treat her like a b*tch
I f*ck her in the ass and I f*ck her in the tits
If she can handle that then I'll let her suck my di*k
And her man is coming back so I better make it quick
Yeah, you know who you are you piece of sh*t
Your girlfriend's always sucking on my di*k like a Slim Jim stick
So next time you go down on her clit
Tell me how my di*k tastes
Tell me how my motherf*cking di*k tastes