How to cash fake checks lyrics

[Verse]
I just walked into Walmart and bought some bacon
I can't trust a lame ass b*tch cuz I know she faking'
Wait is that pitfall? no b*tch you must be mistaken
I just robbed [?], he was not Jamaican
Now listen up I'm bout' to give you a tutorial
On how to cash fake checks, no this ain't rhetorical
Calmness is key now you just can not off it
Walk in the bank need to make a deposit
Woah, woah, woah, woah wait I ain't gone give these out for free
Man f*ck you and every single kid that looks up to me
Sitting on my couch and I'm smoking on Obama runtz
And I'm sippin' on this old English, I'm a little drunk
Okay, for real, here's a little tactic
Open up a Kickstarter and get a couple friends to back it
Wait for that sh*t to catch on, it could take a bit
Make an automatic perc dispenser or some sh*t
I don't carе, now wait till the money starts rolling in
Pocket thе money, exit scam, and that's all it is
Man, f*cked up back at Walmart
Smacked the sh*t out of this little kid listening to no heart