U.D.R - Bonde de Jesus (English Translation) lyrics

[Verse 1 - MC Carvão]
Three wise men, in the sky they saw a light
Pedophilia gang to sodomize Jesus
Jesus doesn't fool me with the beard and the hair
He lost his virginity in the desert to a camel
Jesus went to the river to baptize Saint John
Baptized the wrong head and got di*k in his ass
He went to the mansion of the dead holding his di*k in his hand
Sodomized Satan and wrote the quran
Jesus was joyful, an enlighted guy
This fag's dream was being able to sit in the cross
Jesus' ass is just like the Trojan Horse
I stuck my hand inside it and I took out a sequoia

[Chorus]
Jesus' Gang, Ecclesiastes' Gang
In Jesus' Gang whoring is nefarious
Jesus' Gang, Prophet's Gang
In Jesus' Gang sodomy is perverse

[Verse 2 - Professor Aquaplay]
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous bacchanal
Sodomy all day long with no rests for my di*k
But if Jesus had AIDS, there would be many awful fights
Ass f*cking without condoms and even soiled sand
If I was alive in Jesus' time
I would f*ck his mom until her ass is filled with pus
Holy shroud, what an amazing fabric
Heats up my c*ck and absorbs my c*m
Jesus Christ and his team, what a tremendous enjoyment
A shemale gang that preached fellatio
Jesus Christ was an city planner addicted to drinking c*m
Traveled to Italy and there he built Gomorrah