My Ass Is on Fire lyrics
by Mike Patton
[Intro]
("EARTHSHAKER!")
[Verse 1]
Impotence, boomerang
I'll stab you
('Scuse me, pardon me, oh, I'm sorry, whoopsie)
I'll stab you (stab you)
Clumps of hair in the sink
Who's hiding things from me?
[Pre-Chorus]
You knew all along, goddammit
But you wouldn't tell me
Well, look at you now!
[Chorus]
It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar, uh
("Possibly, uh, might be some drug activity...")
("there are seven...")
[Verse 2]
Carve a smile on your face
Everything's great, suffocate
[Spoken Bridge]
("What the f*ck?")
("What you looking at, f*ck?
What you looking at, f*ck?")
("Don't you f*cking look at me!
Don't you f*cking look at me!
Don't you f*cking look at me!")
("Jeffery... hurt me")
[Pre-Chorus]
It's beyond my control
It's beyond my control
It's beyond my control
I'm, I'm coming!
[Chorus]
It's not funny, my ass is on fire
Paraplegic, inhuman liar
[Outro]
Boo...
Boo!
Redundant, redundant
Redun... dant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant...
Redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant, re...
Dun-dant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant
Redun...
Dant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant, redundant
Redundant...
(Unintelligible yelling)
(Boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring)
("EARTHSHAKER!")
[Spoken Outro]
"Excuse me, I am lost, please help me."
"对不起,我迷路了,请帮忙"
("Will there be anything else, Mr. Bungle?"
"No that's fine Carl, thank you."
"So you see Mr. Bungle, Dylan's f*cking up your whole campaign! He's totally incompetent, Sleeper-X commercials will be laughed off of television if you approve his campaign."
"Well, that's very interesting; I never thought too much of Dylan now that you mention it."
"And I'm starting my own agency, Mr. Bungle, I could do a 100% better job than that turkey!"
"I'll bet you could. What you say is very interesting, in fact, you're very interesting."
"Oh, Mr. Bungle, I didn't know you were interested. And you will give me your account for my new agency!"
"Later honey, we'll talk business later. Right now I want to make love to your beautiful, beautiful body..."
"Ah...")