Beautiful Princess lyrics

[Intro]
You're so beautiful
You’re so terrible
You're so beautiful
(Really? Do me a f*cking favour mate. Grow up.)

[Verse 1]
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Everything I ever wanted and more
That's what he called her
That’s what he said out loud
When he saw his dinner lying there on the floor

[Refrain]
He said, "Beautiful princess, you're a terrible waitress"

[Verse 2]
She thought, "How dare you?"
She thought, "How f*cking rude"
But there was a little part of her that had to agree
But some things you don't say
Some things you keep to yourself
How can you have the audacity to call me

[Refrain]
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Beautiful princess, terrible waitress
Waitress, waitress, waitress
[Bridge]
Working for tips has never been this easy
Working for tips has never been so hard
Say that again, come on and make my day
You'll get a smack in the face with no service charge

[Outro]
Oh, f*ck off
(Yeah, f*ck off)