Spittin’ Barz lyrics
by Bobby Shmurda
[Intro]
I can't go here this is prison
You killed a lot of people you're going to be here for a long time
You won't be able to keep me here, you'll regret this
Okay buddy, we'll see
Hey, maybe this won't be too bad
(BiggieBean making green)
[Verse]
Just got to prison, it might not be too bad
All these b*tches, are getting really mad
I'm the king of this prison and I just got here
Now I gotta f*ck, with all these queers
A man named Jerome came right my way
He told me to suck his c*ck, but I ain't gay
He chased me down but I still ran away
He called me a clown so I called him prey
[Chorus]
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
[Verse]
He left me alone but I still wasn't having it
He pulled me to the side then I tickled his armpit
He laughed so hard he couldn't even breathe
Popped a di*k in his ass and the mother f*cka screamed
Hit it from the back, ass so dirty
di*k came out black, that's so wack
Yeah, just like that f*cking for a while
Chicken nugget ????
[Chorus]
I dropped the soap ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
[Verse]
On my way to the cell I slipped and come and fell
When I hit the ground I found a key oh well
I put it on my desk but it tugged on my arterie
I looked back over and the key said armory
I was dreaming while high about life after prison
Making blueberry pie but forget the raisin
Just the thought of that sends tinkles down my spine
But before I do that I gotta turn this sh*t to columbine
[Chorus]
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
[Verse]
I assembled the army, maybe two or three
I couldn't get any inmates, the rest have to be
I tried to train them with guns and knowledge
But the stupid little f*ckers didn't even go to college
I had a little accident, I kinda ate the rats
Now my stomach really hurts so its coming out my ass
Finally got them out, I just had to squeeze
But sh*tting those boys out was relaly not a breeze
[Chorus]
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
(Chicken Nugget Story)
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
[Verse]
I found a friend, his name is Tay-K
He's actually pretty cool and he sure ain't gay
I gave him a gun, so we can move the land
And what will Tay-K do with that Glock in hand?
[Verse - Tay-K]
Rob a n*gga shoes, rob a n*gga lace
We tryna see a hunnit bands in our face
Bands in our face
Bands Bands
Thanks Tay-K you're actually pretty cool
I got you on my team now all these ?? gonna drool
We took the whole armory and placed it in my cell
Tay-K shot 2 cops, this place is already hell
We loaded all the guns, and put on our armor
This place is gonna go down, just like Pearl Harbour
I found a walkie talkie with a number on the wall
Seems sloppy toppy but, I'll give it a call
How do you work with this stupid thing
I'll just put a number into it
Maybe there will be a cutie on the other line
Alright
[Outro]
I dropped the soap, ass to big
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
(Hol' up run that sh*t back)
Chicken nugget Bobby
I dropped the soap, ass to fat
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
I dropped the soap, ass to fat
That b*tch couldn't even cope
He tried to stick it in but the cheeks to fat
So all the little b*tches gotta run to the back
Let's do this