Storytime 3 (Bachata) lyrics

[Verse 1: Confusing Guy]
I'm not gone lie today, the best day of the week, got some head, but the b*tch got me hot (hot)
She told her friends, Instagram, snap chat, basically everywhere we f*cking talk (why)
I get it you like me but b*tch that's embarrassing everyone around you know you a thot (stop)
Stop taking these pictures and posting it on your Instagram chances are you gone get me caught (stop)
She come into my house uninvited, b*tch I'm calling the cops (im calling em)
I'm Haitian baby, ("sak pase") that means this di*k do Vudu
She sucking my di*k while she eating her noodles
I hit from the back with my thumb in her doo doo (booty)
Ima beat it up, juju (yuh)
I'm not taking you out, we can watch it on Hulu (hulu)
My girl is Jamaican I finger her poo poo
She don't know (prio[?]) I be calling her sumu
I tried to get top from a thot she annoying as f*ck she keep telling me that I gotta wait
Everyone know she a hoe she keep making me wait like we finna go on a date
I keep telling her leave she don't wanna leave b*tch a uber two minutes away
To be honest, the girls in Miami finessing these n*ggas and I was a victim just now
She say she was hungry, we talked for a little I bought her some food and she walked in and out
Took this girl to the beach we was kissing for hours, I asked for some head bout 2 hours later
She was nasty as f*ck, she was on her period, she said she'll do it if Im returning the favor
(ew, what the f*ck)
(how the f*ck am I gonna "return the favor" if you're on your period bro)
(yo kalon[?] c-come say some sh*t on this bro cause these girls be tripping)

[Verse 2: Kalon[?] and Confusing guy]
I got yo b*tch she gone' talk to me
I got yo b*tch she gone' walk with me
I f*ck yo b*tch and I
(I just f*cked yo b*tch like it’s nothing else I can say I f*cked yo b*tch, I can’t give her back)
(wait wait wait, but why why you f*cked his girl for) [Confusing Guy]
(Cuz she was sumu, ooh)
(she was sumu again?) [Confusing Guy]
(*laughter*)