Thinking About Myself lyrics

When I cry at a movie
I'm really crying by myself
Only sad that lady's dying
Cause I'm thinking about myself

When a friend tells me their cousin
Got a bad disease
My first question is "What were the symptoms?"
'Cause now I'm worried about me

Then I spend the next two weeks
Convinced I have that exact thing
'Cause my leg feels oddly heavy
Pretty sure that's how it begins

Bawling on a plane watching a sports biopic
I'm thinking about myself
Staring in the eyes of a zoo tiger
I'm thinking about myself

Crying harder than anyone
At a funeral for a great uncle I barely knew
It's because I'm thinking about me
Will I die on a toilet too?

See I got a lot of feelings
But the access point is me
I'm probably sad for you
'Cause I'm mostly thinking about me, me
Ooh, me, me
Yeah
[Spoken Word]
The song is dedicated to you
By way of me