Who would want to be with a guy like me
I'm skinny, i'm clumsy, i'm just so embarrassing
As you can see i don't have that much to offer to you
But something about you has made me fall in love w you
So i go to parties in hopes of talking to you
And when we're there i drink a lot to try and look cool
I'm so dumb and too drunk, about to puke all over you
You don't know how bad i wish i was that other dude
I'm still dumb and still drunk, about to puke all over you
You don't know how bad i wish i was that other dude