[Intro] Hello, allow me to introduce myself
I am the 2000-2008 version of Slim Shady, here we go
[Verse 1] This is the old me, the guy who always said "blow me"
The guy who f*cking put all the censorship and controversy all below me
You don't know me, I'm real as f*ck and I hang with my homies
And they tossed me a beer, while I sat back and dissed all the f*cking [queers]
And when I was living in the trailer park, I didn't think fear
Now I look in the mirror and think "damn, now I'm weird"
As a little kid in school, I didn't get along with the [queers]
I mean, peers, and they really never went near (me)
They say they miss the old Eminem, well now I'm here
[Chorus] This is the old me, that always showed the real me
This is the old me, and I wouldn't ever let 'em diss me
This is the old me, this is the old me
This is the old me, let me show you how I do, let's go