デーモン大先生 (Demon DiceSensei) lyrics

[Intro]
Wait a minute, who are you?
Ay, Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ, hehe
Let's go over here, just you and me

[Verse]
Soro Soro too and fro', catch a demon by the toe
Not gonna holler, sore loser logic's gotta go
I'm on that 最高-path to bein' your いちばん すきな ひと
And don't concede defeat until I hit mission complete-o!
Children of the internet like "it's not a phase Mom!"
I'm busy makin' real change on tumblr dot com
That "cultural appropriation" ragin' 我々われ
I use all the Japanese I f*ckin want fam, 知るか
Demon claws sharpened, not the one you wanna aggravate
Let's call it a draw, so I can go back home and do my taxes
Urban witch who sold her soul to Satan, I'm a demon
I refuse to kneel complacently and swallow all your discontent (got 'em)
I don't consent to thinking like I'm second to one
Though I can jack off all of these trades, I'm a master of none
You think your 99 problems stack up? I got a myriad
Steady though, devil flow, heavy like my student debt

[Chorus]
I'm Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
悪魔サイコロ, I'm f*cking psycho
(Motherf*ckin' psycho!)
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
Demondice, 悪魔サイコロ
悪魔サイコロ, 僕は最高

Hehe yeah, 僕は最高
Don't close your eyes or you'll miss the surprise, though