I Can’t Do Any Burpees! lyrics

[DANIEL, spoken]
Thank you, doctor

[DOCTOR, spoken]
You're welcome, Daniel
Listen son, that surgery that we did on your p*nis

[DANIEL, spoken]
Yeah, to make it bigger?

[DOCTOR, spoken]
Yeah, to make it bigger
Uh, you can't work out for two weeks

[DANIEL, sung]
What should I do
I can't work out

[DOCTOR, spoken]
Right

[DANIEL, sung]
I might as well not poo
I can't do any burpees
'Cause I made my dingy bur- bur- burky
[DOCTOR, spoken]
It's called a p*nis

[DANIEL, sung]
I can't do any burpees
'Cause I made my dingy be bur- burby