Happily Ever After lyrics

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess "Will you marry me?" The princess said no, and the prince lived happily ever after. And he rode motorcycles and f*cked skinny, big-titted broads, and hunted and fished whenever the f*ck he wanted, and went to naked bars, and dated women half his age, and drank whiskey, beer, Captain Morgan, and snorted cocaine off strippers' asses, and never heard b*tching, and never paid child support or alimony. And ate pussies and ass-f*cked cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was f*cking cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and he left the toilet seat up

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