SURFBOARD! lyrics
by Ham Sandwich
[Intro]
What are you doing step bro?
Hey! Hey, okay
Huh, uh huh, huh? Yes sir
Me? You? Not him! No sir
[Verse]
Them b*tches flat, what they tryin' to twerk for?
That b*tch don't want you, the f*ck do you thirst for?
You see big tiddies and think that she worth more?
I need a woman who's built like a surfboard
Wet up his block: Splatoon, Turf War
Up in the stars, but they know that I'm Earth born
She broke my heart and it couldn't have hurt more!
Saw her at Mass, what the f*ck she in church for?!
Caught her outside and RKO'ed her b*tch ass
Fit is off white like the laundry was mismatched
Drip runeth over, I'm making a big splash
See me on block and they callin' the dispatch
Talkin' on Twitter till goons where you live at
Off of the grid, they don't know where I been at
They can't find me, they don't know where the crib at
Walk with a stick and I keep me a big bat
Shoot when I swing, Inazuma Eleven
I send 'em to Heaven
I'm "King" of the pen so I'm feelin' like Stephen
Big chopper like Halo, boy shout out to Evan
I keep it a brick like it's overcompression
He thought he was peakin' but he's still a zero
And if he go higher, he catchin' a clip
Boy I'm rockin' these stages, I feel like I'm Jiro
These n*ggas stay salty like chips
I talk with hands and my arms and my words in that order
Third grade, used to play the recorder
New Tesla and I bought it with quarters
Off the gas, Town of Salem transporter
Shout out Togepi, we found her in classic
Shout out Breeton Boi, he's kind of a spastic
Big Dog Boy, I feel like a mastiff
f*ck with gang, you gon' leave in a casket
I got a Honda: Fruits Basket
That was a stretch; that bar was elastic
n*ggas talkin', but they can't ever back it
League of Legends, gettin paid for my "Last Hit"
Look at me wrong and you gettin' your ass kicked
Wrist cold like I got it from Aspen
Thought he was cool, but that n*gga a has been