ADDICTED TO MONSTER GIRLS lyrics
by Ham Sandwich
[Intro: Ham Sandwich]
—bro, and then she wrapped her tail around me (Uh-huh), and said, get ready for this (Wait)
Wait, her tail? Oh sh*t, what're you about to do? What?
She started squeezin' on me, I was like—
Were you f*ckin' with a monster girl?
That sh*t was kinda hot (Yessir!)
Were you f*ckin' with a monster girl?
Huh? (Klout)
Huh?
Y-you think I got a problem?
Bruh, you might be addicted
Oh, f*ck
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich]
M-M-Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got mе thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human womеn gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women pretty typical, (Damn)
Monster girl pus*y is the motherf*ckin' pinnacle (Let's go!)
[Verse 1: Ham Sandwich]
It all started one day, I was feelin' kinda bored
Walk around, found a cave, with a big-ass sword
And it was guarded by a big titty dragon lord (Woo!)
Had to shoot my shot, and you know that a n*gga scored (Sheesh)
Yeah, I was f*ckin' on a dragon, with a wagon
'Bout the size of f*ckin' mammoths (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Kill the pus*y, I'm the [?] (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
And I ain't braggin', it's a fact (Yessir!)
Grab her by the tail and break her f*ckin' back, this is cracked (–sir!)
Monster women love me, I got what you lack, check my stats
What's a Barbie to a Harpy?
I'ma take the second option in a muhf*ckin' heartbeat (Yessir! Every day!)
She gon' let a n*gga mark her, I ain't talkin' 'bout Sharpie
Harem full of beast women, like a n*gga on safari, yuh (Ooh)
Yeah, my harem kinda lit, I got accommodations
'Cause most of these women, amalgamations of different races (di*ks)
I got all kinds of body types, shapes, and faces
And they all tryna get up on me, I'm the one to mate with (Yessir!)
I got centaur b*tches at the salad bar
Cowgirls getting milked over where the cattle are (ooh)
And a demon girl I summoned last week, (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
When she give a n*gga head, I grab her horns like the handlebars! (Ooh- oh-oh-owah!)
[Chorus: Ham Sandwich & Diggz Da Prophecy]
Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Yessir!)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Damn)
I need a woman with a body unpredictable, (Yessir!)
Scales, fur, feathers, fangs, claws, irresistible (Ooh)
Monster women got me thinkin' I'm addicted (Damn)
All these human women gettin' kinda boring, I admit it, huh (Goddamn)
Yeah, all these human women, pretty typical (Damn)
Monster girl pus*y is the muhf*ckin' pinnacle (Yo, yo, yo)
[Verse 2: Diggz Da Prophecy]
Got a zombie chick, (What else?) call me crazy, kinda gushy
Ass is fat, can't deny it, and I'm livin' kinda cushy
And she a boss, but I don't mind, I like her pushy
Go to work and leave the vag with me, pocket pus*y
I'm not a rookie Diggy, I can make 'em happy
Got a fly-ass chick, and she love me, call me papi (You get it)
I guess some sappy and I take with all the bros couldn't
Pipin' Shirayuki, 'cause I had to try a snowwoman
I'm on the go, shouldn't really tell the story
But the spider woman different, know she make me kinda horny, uh
I can't turn them down, they all wanna do me
And I dive in the slime, you don't like it? Go and sue me, woah
[Outro: Diggz Da Prophecy & Ham Sandwich]
Yo, it's like I said, yo
The spider woman just hit different bruh
Like, yo, she was hanging from the wall by the thread
Likin' my nuts and sh*t, like bruh
sh*t drove me crazy
That's what I'm saying, bro!
Like, c'mon man
If you're not f*cking with no monster girls, y-y-you—
You don't got the imagination for it, I guess, like—
Tsk, man, whatever, y'all got it