WITCH B!TCH! lyrics
by Ham Sandwich
[Intro]
Yuh
[Chorus]
I need a witch b*tch (Yuh, yuh!)
Wave her wand and grant a n*gga wish, b*tch (Yessir!)
I need a ride or die, no, I don't need a snitch b*tch (Nah!)
No trick b*tch, she disappear an opp without a witness (Huh)
I'm feelin' like (Brrra) (Whatchu feelin?)
I need a witch b*tch (Yuh, uh-huh)
Shawty hop up on my broomstick with the quickness (Yuh, yessir)
I swear she cast a spell on me, I think I got a sickness (Dayum!)
My mistress is mystic, but the way she handle my di*k tip (Ooh!)
[Verse 1]
Got a young n*gga feelin' rich-rich (Ooh, ah!)
Mana focused, she don't miss sh*t (Ooh, ugh)
n*ggas wanna be on slick sh*t (Yuh)
'Til a n*gga pull up with a stick (Yuh)
Hit a n*gga up, and now a n*gga missed-missed (Damn!)
n*ggas shoot for the missus and misclick (Damn!)
You can miss us with all of that mystery sh*t (Yeah!)
You get hit with a magic missile
Pass the pistol, mana crystal, stacking symbols
Cast the blast and crack his temple (Ree!)
Baddie with a massive hat, I smack her ass
She clap it back, I tap the land
I land in smooth as sand, I sandy smooth
I do my dance, she dancin' too (Huh)
I move my hand, she hand it to me (What?)
Attitude, she actin' Sucy (Yuh, damn)
Ham ain't new to banter, you see (Damn)
Natural beauty, magic to me (Yessir!)
Waifu Watch, I'm a-a-active duty-y-y
Ayy, she a trapper, she in all black (Yuh)
She the type of woman, make a lame n*gga go fall back (Yuh)
Long list of these broke-ass n*ggas, she ain't ever gonna call back (Yuh)
Got a cauldron, got a broomstick (Yuh)
Got a black cat, with a tall hat (Yuh)
She's all that, and she know it (Uh-huh, yessir!)
Long staff and she potent (Uh-huh, yessir!)
Sippin' on that potion, got a young n*gga floatin' (Ugh, ugh, ugh!)
See, my mana gate ain't closin' (Uh-huh)
Ley lines stay open (Uh-huh)
Got my Ki flowin' like oceans (What?)
She the sorceress I been hopin' for (Ooh, ah, yessir!)
[Chorus]
I need a witch b*tch (Uh-huh)
Wave her wand and grant a n*gga wish, b*tch
I need a ride or die, no, I don't need no snitch b*tch (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
No trick b*tch, she disappear an opp without a witness (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
I'm feelin' like (Whatchu feelin' like?)
I need a witch b*tch (Uh-huh)
Shawty hop up on my broomstick with the quickness
I swear she cast a spell on me, I think I got a sickness (Yuh)
If she want me for the riches, she don't get dissed (Ayy)
She get dismissed (Ayy), she wanna f*ck on me, I might risk it
[Verse 2]
Ayy, Maki, I know she do Pilates (Uh-huh!)
She showin' me that body, body, body
She my wheyfu witch (Witch)
I'ma savor it, she know she one of my favorites (My favorite is)
Call her a gorilla, how she grippin' when I'm slayin' it (It)
On some Wiz sh*t, got the Vice Grip of an Ice Witch (Haha)
And she got a fatty if she drop the addy (Yuh, yuh)
And she isn't chatty, then I might hit (Ooh)
Grippin' twinnin' baddies, something Liz and Patty (Yeah)
If I'm squeezin' something, then it's my b*tch (Uh-huh)
My clique might click, triggers blarin' when I'm airin' 'em out (Ooh, uh-huh, ooh)
Get to Blair, I put it there in her mouth (My di*k!)
She wanna f*ck with me (I did!)
And she like Elaina when I get to train her
I let her get rough with me (I slid!) (Uh-huh)
And I got stars in the roof (Yessir!)
Like Fran did, whippin' a Subaru (Yessir!) (Sheesh)
I'm branded, sippin' a witch's brew
Like I'm Subaru, this sh*t is new to you
But I planned it (Yuh-yuh!)
I could hop in Emilia's pus*y and drown, come alive
Just to hop in and drown again (Uh-huh, hard!)
They gon' call her a witch, but she doin' the splits on my face
I guess I'm going down again (Yuh-yuh!)
Got her lookin' like Megumin, after we Bang-Bang
Had to carry her back out (Yuh)
Face in the pillow, I'm blowin' her back out
Lost in the sauce, I ain't pullin' the map out (Ooh, ah!)
[Outro]
*Ham Sandwich, because either way you flip it, the bread comes first* (*Laughter*)
Y'all know how it is (Yuh!)
I get a little silly with it (Ayy! Ayy-ayy!)
Little goofy with it (Ayy! Ayy-ayy-ayy!)
It's all good fun (Yuh!)
Yes! (Ayy!)