I TOOK 30 PERCS AND DIED INSTANTANEOUSLY (Skit) lyrics

[Part 1: True Evil Villain, Ham Sandwich]
Alright, let's see
New chain, check
New watch, check
Some good za, check
Alright, I'm ready to go
Ham, you ready?
Yessir, I'm booted, looted, just took thirty percs
I'm ready to f*cking go
Bet, bet-
W-wa-, Wait, huh, what'd you just do?
I just took thirty percs
Counted 'em out
W-Bruh
Get to the toilet RIGHT NOW
But-But you told me too
I told you to take one perc-thirty
Not thirty percs
You're gonna f*cking die if you don't get to the-(Woaaah)
Ooooohhh Nooooo
Ham, HAM!
Bro, get ahold of yourself, n*gga
Ooooh ma-
I'm spinning
Everything
THINK, A-
Small breasts, monster girls
Don't you f*cking die on me!
Haha, hahaaah
n*ggA, WAKE UP!
WAAAAH
[Part 2: Ham Sandwich]
Yuh
Oh no
Is that-
It's the audio representation of dеath!
And he's ripping a sick break!
OH NOOO-

[Outro: Ham Sandwich]
Oh sh*t