The Trash Man lyrics

[Intro]
Gather 'round, gather 'round, let me tell you kids a f*cking story
Alright, about the ripper of the junkyard, the-the Trash Man, alright (Yuh)
There was this f*cking guy on my street that was going around to all these houses right?
And he was f*cking killing people and stealing their money, ya know?
That's f*ck-it was f*cked up, yeah, let me tell you like the first time I saw him.​

[Verse 1]
It's eight feet tall with an axe on it's back
Long black hair and a big crooked smile
He eats all your loved ones and steals all the cash
Guess you could say that he takes out the trash
It was 4 a.m. and I had to take a p*ss
But I looked outside and somethin' was amiss
It was a man with a black bag and all black clothes
He drove a big truck, then I heard a woman screamin'
"Please, you gotta help me, I been here for weeks!"
No, I thought that I was dreamin', but I put on my sneaks
I was runnin' for the telephone, but I was not discrete
Then came the man that was standing in my street
"Knock, knock, knock," now he breakin' down my door
I saw too much, now I'm shakin' at my core
A bat at the ready, my pulse ain't steady
Wish that I was dead already
Then I blacked out, woke up in the street
A large black bag was sittin' at my feet
A little blood stains on my bright, white shoes
Keys to a truck that I've never even used
Then I freaked out, b*tch, I was framed
Blood cleaned up like that f*cker was trained
The cops showed up and I tried to explain
They didn't f*ckin' care, they didn't f*ckin' care
[Chorus]
Night ripper, hit you with the clipper
Body bags with a big black zipper
One eye, open all night
It's the Trash Man, take you out inside a trash can
Night ripper, hit you with the clipper
Body bags with a big black zipper
One eye, open all night
It's the Trash Man, take you out inside a trash can

[Interlude]
Ha-ha-ha, hey man, you looked all f*ckin' weird and scary when you were telling that story, like
Like, I dunno, you were guilty or something? (Yeah, are you?)
Yeah, I'm sorry, here, let's get back to the story, anyway

[Verse 2]
I was screamin' at the top of my lungs inside the institution
Yellin' at the doctors, screaming that I didn't f*ckin' do it
Why would I kill? Why would I slay?
I never thought twice about my sanity
Why question it today? Like—

[Bridge]
I think my mind's a slippin', oh, oh, oh
I think, I think my mind's a slippin'
I think, I think my mind's a slippin', oh-oh, oh, ah
I think, I think my mind's a slippin' away, slippin' away tonight
(Wait, where'd you guys go?)
Slippin' away tonight (Where the f*ck am I?)
My mind's a slippin' away-ay-ay (Hello? Hello?)
My mind's a slippin', slip away (Man, what the f*ck?)
My mind's a slippin', slip away (sh*t)
[Chorus]
Night ripper, hit you with the clipper
Body bags with a big black zipper
One eye, open all night
It's the Trash Man, take you out inside a trash can
Night ripper, hit you with the clipper
Body bags with a big black zipper
One eye, open all night
It's the Trash Man, take you out inside a trash can

[Outro]
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha