THE TRASH MAN lyrics

[Intro]
Gather 'round, gather 'round. Let me tell you kids a f*cking story. Alright, about the ripper of the junkyard, the Trash Man, alright. There was this f*cking guy on my street that was going around to all these houses right? And he was f*cking killing people and stealing their money, ya' know? That’s f*cked up, let me tell you like the first time I saw him.​​

[Verse 1]
It’s eight feet tall with an axe on it’s back
Long black hair and a big crooked smile
He eats all your loved ones and steals all the cash
Guess you could say that he takes out the trash
It was 4am and I had to take a p*ss
But I looked outside and somethin' was amiss
It was a man with a black bag and all black clothes
He drove a big truck, then I heard a woman screamin'
"Please you gotta help me, I’ve been here for weeks"
No, I thought that I was dreamin', but I put on my sneaks
I was runnin' for the telephone, but I was not discrete
Then came the man that was standing in my street
Knock, knock, knock, now he breakin' down my door
I saw too much, now I’m shakin' at my core
A bat at the ready, my pulse ain't steady
Wish that I was dead already
Then I blacked out, woke up in the street
A large black bag was sittin' at my feet
A little blood stains on my bright white shoes
Keys to a truck that I’ve never even used
Then I freaked out, b*tch, I was framed
Blood cleaned up like that f*cker was trained
The cops showed up and I tried to explain
They didn’t f*ckin' care, they didn’t f*ckin' care
[Chorus]
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can

[Interlude]
Hahaha, hey man, you looked all f*ckin' weird and scary when you were telling that story like, I dunno, you were guilty or something? (Yeah, are you?)
Yeah, I’m sorry, here, let’s get back to the story, anyway

[Verse 2]
I was screaming at the top of my lungs inside the institution
Yellin' at the doctors, screaming that I didn’t f*ckin' do it
Why would I kill? Why would I slay?
I never thought twice about my sanity
Why question it today? Like—

[Bridge]
I think my mind'sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin'
I think, I think my mind’sa slippin' away, slippin' away tonight
(Wait, where’d you guys go?)
Slippin' away tonight (Where the f*ck am I?)
My mind’sa slippin' away-ay-ay (Hello? Hello?)
My mind’sa slippin', slip away (Man, what the f*ck?)
My mind’sa slippin', slip away (sh*t)
[Chorus]
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can
Night rippa, hit you with the clippa
Body bags with a big black zippa
One eye, open all night
It’s the trash man, take you out inside a trash can

[Outro]
Hahahahaha