di*k Shop (Thrift Shop Parody) lyrics

Hey Macklemore, can we go di*k shopping?

What, what, what, what
Bada, bada, bada, bada

I'm gonna shag some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a man whore
(This is totally awesome)

Now walk into the club like "What up? Give me some big c*ck"
Nah, I just humped this lad from the di*k shop
Stepped into the brothel with some cash and money
The men be like "Hey, gimme your ass honey"
Already had five men on my list, I'm flying through it
We've already kissed but next I want fun time with Ryan Lewis
Wearing a pink vest I got ten men standing next to me
But I probably should have washed it, smells like my bed sheets
(Jizzzzzzzz...) But sh*t, I was 99 cents
f*ck it, I'm coppin it, washing it
Then I got my ass out 'bout to go get some c*ck in it
Slip on my protection, get onto my erection
Because I'm getting p*nis from every direction
Get on a dating site, go straight to the guy section
Chicks are messaging me so I had to deflect em
I'ma take it grandma style, I'ma take it grandma style
No for real, ask your grandma, "Can I pin your grandpa down?"
(Thank you!)
And there's this guy I stalk, follow him where ever he goes
Down town wearing spiked boots and leather Speedos
They had a broken condom, I bought a broken condom
Oh sh*t! I think I've given this guy AIDS from my long one
In the gay club I'm a bit of a bragger, with swagger
I got di*k in the bag, the number one sh*t stabber
I'm gonna shag some men, only got 20 dollars in my pocket
I'm, I'm, I'm hunting, looking for a man whore
(This is totally awesome)