True Story (Pinocchio Diss Track) lyrics

(Spoken)
Oh you think you're the real Pinocchio?
That's a f*cking lie dude
Here's a true story
Ay, look

Sick and tired of these b*tches thinking they the ones
My body's made of paper, you know I got the funds (yuh)
You got nothing boy, I'll smoke you like a chimney
For you it's crickets, and I ain't talking Jiminy (ay)
I'm pushing P as in Pinocchio (uh)
There's a line for my ride out in Tokyo
You living in the backwoods but you know we smoking those
If you had a parachute, b*tch I would be poking holes (yuh)
Knock on wood b*tch you know the sound (what?)
I'm a baby wooden boy but I'm not kidding (aha)
I got no strings to hold me down (yuh)
Get Bella on my face, imma start fibbing (sheee)

(Spoken)
Ya know when I was stuck in the bеlly of that sperm whale
I was like hold up hold up
This isn't a spеrm whale, it's your mom

Skidee skidee skideez nuts motherf*cker (yee)
There's only room for one, you must die John Tucker
I say you need to calm down just like Taylor Swift would
I'm a Trojan horse b*tch, you're just some driftwood (yuh)
You think I'm done b*tch I'm going round 2
I'm bound to pound you under the ground dude
Sound cool? Not to you but everyone around you
Call you waterlogged cuz I just f*cked around and drowned you (ay)
Lemme ask you equestrian (horse neighs)
You're holding all these L's bro you're probably sore (huh)
I want all the drama, just call me a thespian
But why the f*ck you got the voice of Pauly Shore (b*tchass)
Imma spray you like that cat
You ain't never coming back
Getting splinters while you're sucking on my wooden ball-sack
You an acrobat? Good, cuz you about to get jumped
Why you thought you had a shot? I'm stumped